Short Stories

From time to time, I’ll add links to short stories and kiddies short stories I’ve written, for your reading pleasure.

The Show
The Talkative Little Tit
The Ungrateful Little Swine

False Book Covers

Are you ever sitting on a plane or in a coffee shop, minding your own business, definitely not wanting to engage with anyone, when for some inexplicable reason Chatty Cathy decides it’s a good time to strike up a conversation? Well, no more! Now you can repel people in an instant with these false book covers.

  • High resolution PDFs, ready to print
  • All fit a standard 20cm x 12cm book
  • Perfect for empaths, hermits, introverts and avid readers who do not want to be disturbed
  • Makes a great gag gift
  • Looks super legit when printed professionally onto nice thick paper

Click the image, download the pdf and print. Once printed, cut along black marked spots, then place the spine part of the cover perfectly onto the spine of the book, fold carefully around the book, and gently press against the spine edges and the edges of the cover to find the fold lines. Remove and fold at marked spots before placing around the book.